Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

wheres-the-pie-bitch:

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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Can we just take a moment to thank the alignment of the universe

lisathevampireslayer:

kaykelikescats:

Every single Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast photo is hilarious.

Like look at this pile of wonderful idiots.

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Why are they always awkwardly touching each other? They’re already as close as physically possible.image

Seth Green is literally…

m-used:

oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood

"Fleur Delacour, Harry noticed, was eyeing Bill with great interest over her mother’s shoulder. Harry could tell she had no objection whatsoever to long hair or earrings with fangs on them."

"The Third Task," Goblet of Fire

I love Fleur Delacour, okay? See the boy. Want the boy. GET THE BOY. KEEP THE BOY FOREVER AND DON’T CARE IF THE BOY GETS MAULED BY A WEREWOLF.

(via maroders)

(Source: transfigurationprodigy)

the-ace-of-stars:

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

no honey.

  • Crush: Hey you know that show you're always raving on about... Er, Doctor Who?
  • Me: Yes?
  • Crush: I watched the first episode with Christopher Eccleston last night. And I think I'm hooked.
  • Me:
  • Crush:
  • Me:
  • Crush:
  • Me: Just stand there 'cause I'm gonna hug you, is that alright?